A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and medical…

A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, naked,…

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the…

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any lovemaking in quite some time. She was afraid she might…

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My daddy…

A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and…

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love annoyance issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with lust,…

My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell. My father…

A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting a…