A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In…
Three boys are in the schoolyard
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls…
This fisherman goes to the river
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about…
The doctor came out and said
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to…
A father and his son go grocery store
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many…
The strong young man
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making…
Three people were stuck on an island
One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the 3…
A blonde girl goes to the council
An blonde girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. “How many children?” asks the council worker. “10” replies the blonde girl. “10???” says the…
Two men went bear hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at…
A college physics professor
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”…