A lay woman was driving down
A lay woman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven,…
A mother was reading a book
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘M0000!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does the…
His boss asked what happened
A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at…
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if…
A guy and a girl meet at a bar
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later,…
He immediately turns to her
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know;’ he…
A married man decided to work late
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited…
Redditor Asks If He’s In The Wrong For Not Wanting His Girlfriend’s Kids To Spend The Weekend At His Apartment
Taking care of kids when you’re not used to it can be super tough. If you’re suddenly in charge, it feels like you’re hit with a tsunami…
A guy and a girl are lying
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The…
A man came home from work one day
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was…