Category: Funny

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: ‘What does the cow say?’ Child: ‘M0000!’ Mother: ‘Great! What does the cat

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church.

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see if the

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know;’ he says,

A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his

Taking care of kids when you’re not used to it can be super tough. If you’re suddenly in charge, it feels like you’re hit with a tsunami of

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having lovemaking. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all.