A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I…

An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken aback,…

A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad…

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a…

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it,…

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That is…

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks…

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said…

A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her. “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams….