Three nuns were talking
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of…
He calls the waiter over and asks
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He…
The doctor entered the room and advised
The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure, however,…
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor
70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her an*ual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week….
A old man and old woman are together
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they…
A female secretary was helping her boss
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log…
A blonde goes to the post office
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The clerk…
A school teacher asked her students
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were…
A woman was terribly overweight
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and…
A elderly lady was well-known
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE THE…