Category: Funny

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls

The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy. “Fortunately” he continued, “this hospital has perfected the procedure, however, it

70 year-old Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her an*ual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended lovemaking three times a week. She

An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The clerk says,”What

A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were many

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat

An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, “PRAISE THE LORD!”

A lay woman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she