Category: Funny

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says, “You know,

Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you crying?” The

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary

Falling in love is often a complex journey. Many of us hold the belief that the love we receive is well-deserved and will endure over time. However, reality

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her

A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you mean?” “It’s

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.” In silent