WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WISHES
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil…
Johnny Is In His Closet When He Hears A Noise
Little Johnny is in his closet when he hears a noise. His mom comes in and starts having s*x with someone other than his dad. He hears…
I Like The Way You’re Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a…
Smart Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
Funny Joke ‣ Three Italian Nuns Die
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, ‘Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives…
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a pub in Dublin She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She points to…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels….
WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER
CHUCKLE OF THE DAY: Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes…
Fart Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.” His wife rolls…
A affair with his secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office, and they took off for her house. Exhausted…