Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help…
A lady bought a new Lexus
A lady bought a new Lexus cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn’t working. “Madam”, said the sales manege,…
Why are you late
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.”…
A Lawyer And An Old Man-Funny Joke
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he…
Little Johnny comes to mommy
Little Johnny comes to mommy and says: “Mommy, I want a dog.” “No way!” says the mother. “Dogs are dirty, messy, leave hair everywhere and smell!” Johnny…
Italian Girlfriend And Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. Long One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him…
The Jewish Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments….
Funny Joke ‣ Well, We Can Sure Try!
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we…
Husband And Wife Go On The Golf Course.
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive…
Funny Joke ‣ The Retired
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…