Lady golfer
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The…
Arthur Is 75 Years Old And Played Golf Every Day
One day he arrives home looking downcast “That’s it,” he tells his wife “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit…
Surprise Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went…
Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel,…
A Sweet Old Lady Telephoned the Hospital.
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The…
I’m married
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins…
Bob Came Home Drunk One Night And Slid Into Bed Beside His Sleeping Wife
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before…
Three Italian Nuns Die And Go To Heaven
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful…
It Is Important For Men To Remember That As Women Get Older
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they…
A doctor & wife were sunbathing on beach
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a well-endowed, beautiful, young, blonde woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled passed. The woman looked at…