Category: Funny

A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts: “Everyone on the ground. This is a robbery!”. Immediately, everyone in the bank drops down

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for

An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,” she

A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it

AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS. HIS PRICELIST READS : 1 FOR $3 AND 3 FOR 10$. A YOUNG MAN STOPS BY AND ASKED FOR ONE WATERMELON. “THAT

MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM HUMANITY

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to

Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week,