An Old Woman Took Her Husband To The Doctor
An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband’s pulse, then told the woman, “I’m sorry, your husband is dead.” The woman…
A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts:
A robber enters a bank, he pulls out a gun, and he shouts: “Everyone on the ground. This is a robbery!”. Immediately, everyone in the bank drops…
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasnt there.
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look…
An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin
An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She…
A Man Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young…
A Young Bride And Groom
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned. “Tell me,”…
An Old Woman Was Applying For A New Position
A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but…
Home AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS
AN OLD MAN WAS SELLING WATERMELONS. HIS PRICELIST READS : 1 FOR $3 AND 3 FOR 10$. A YOUNG MAN STOPS BY AND ASKED FOR ONE WATERMELON….
MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE
MICKEY HAD BEEN IN POLICE WORK FOR 35 YEARS. FINALLY SICK OF THE STRESS, HE QUITS HIS JOB AND BUYS 50 ACRES OF LAND AS FAR FROM…
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…