Fred And Mary Got Married, But Can’t Afford A Honeymoon.
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Why do you want more pay
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now…
Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show.
Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short…
Woman Wins $343.9 Million In Lottery – Donates Large Chunk Of It To Military Veterans
We’ve all fantasized about the lavish things we’d do if we won the lottery and won millions of money. Lerynne West is one of the few lucky…
97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven
Elsa, a 97 year old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there…
A very elderly couple
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear,…
President of the Golf Club
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far…
Walmart Joke
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened….
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”…