A Blind Man on a bar Stool
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before…
A Woman Hides Under The Bed to See What Her Husband is Doing
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…
The Awake Irishman
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean,…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you…
A Little Old Man Goes Driving
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down…
Thoughts Of People Past 70 And Going Towards 80
This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling…
Slick City Salesman Thinks He Can Trick An Old Lady, But He Should Thought Twice
A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good…
“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us”.
At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all. ” This quote…
A Man And a Woman Were Having Dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the…
A Husband and Wife in the Church
In the church, a husband and wife are listening to a lengthy sermon. Eventually, the woman is worn out and goes to sleep. The husband notices this…