Category: Funny

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not

A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down on

This is too good not to share. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes he is feeling in

A little old Texas lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said

At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all. ” This quote about

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man

In the church, a husband and wife are listening to a lengthy sermon. Eventually, the woman is worn out and goes to sleep. The husband notices this and

Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman said