Category: Funny

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first

A woman went to doctor’s office for her an*ual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes’: said Sam, “I saw

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will” “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be quiet,” snapped

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally

This is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86-year-old woman. It was so amusing that the bank’s manager decided to have it published

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past

Naughty Husband and Wife get Snugly in Bed The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I just want