Category: Funny

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said:

A man comes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, and asks, “Honey, what on earth is going on here?!” His wife quickly sits up, looking

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to,

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She says that

A attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively

The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this

A couple was lying in bed, ready to go to sleep when the wife suddenly sat up and said, “I’m in the mood for some 69.” The husband,

A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you