The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant.
“Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three
ounces this week.”
The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the lady’s melons.
He then unbuttoned her corset, removed the corset and began powerfully taste it on one
melons.
“Young lady,” he finally announced, “no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven’t any
milk!”
“Of course not!” she shrieked.
“It’s not my child, it’s my sister’s!”
