Category: Funny

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase

A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it. I just

When we are younger, we seem to remember everything. By the time we hit mid-life, however, we start forgetting why we had walked into the next room. Suddenly,

A woman was sitting in her front garden, enjoying the sun and reading a book, when she was startled by a car that crashed through her hedge and

“The boy may try to kiss you it will feel good, but don’t do it. He may try to go up your skirt but don’t let him. He

There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched,

An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under

A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is