An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car
An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what…
The Boy Asked His Father.
Boy aged 4: dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I…
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have…
A blonde was driving home after work
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took…
Funny Joke ‣ 50 Years of Marriage
An old couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband, “Just think, honey, we’ve been married for 50 years.?” “Yes,” he replies. “Fifty…
A Blonde and Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read…
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you…
The Best Car In The Market
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the world,…
WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME
Omg can’t stop laughing WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for…
Hilarious Joke: What starts with F and ends with K
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: ‘What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?’ The principal’s eyes opened…