Teacher Asked Her Class To Use The Word
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm,…
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….
A Cowboy in Nevada Town
A cowboy rode into a windy, dusty, tumble weed strewn Nevada town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and ordered a double bourbon. The saloon was…
THE BEST BUBBA JOKE
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
Home From School
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…
Sexy christmas and Thanksgiving Tattoo
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her…
Donna arrived home from work early
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not…
What Did You Do – Joke
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn…
An Atheist Walking In The Woods Is Chased By A Bear
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,…