A Farmer Buys A Young Rooster
A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he gets it home, the rooster fucks all the farmer’s 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch,…
The Wife Bought A New Nighty
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and…
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “Ive been here five years. Im not giving this new bull any of…
After 60 years’ marriage the couple is lying in bed, wife feels husband’s hand on her thigh
After 60 years of marriage, Dwight and Barbara were very happy together. But their advanced age came with its downsides – namely, their s.e*x life was nowhere…
Mr. Robinson came home
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,”…
Joke Of Today : THE MOM TEST
A mom was out walking with her 5 year old daughter. The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. …
The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What…
Wife and husband talk about life if she died
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need…
His girlfriend was shocked that he sent her these!
A young man wanted to buy a pair of expensive gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday. He went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available, and…
An Old Lady Went Into A Bar In Dallas.
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots…