The headaches are all gone
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What…
Clever Girl
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets…
Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went
Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How…
Grandma’s Boyfriend…
A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up…
A married man having a affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted…
Don’t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that…
58 Funny Puns You Can’t Wait To Use
1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. 3. Nope. Unintended. 4. The…
A Group Of Kindergarteners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The First Grade
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. “You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them. She asked…
HILARIOUS HUSBAND WIFE BAD JOKE OF THE DAY: FISHING SURPRISE
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, … made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook…
Drunk Man and a Priest
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to an old priest: The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with…