Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller.
“$85 for an extraction, Ma’am,” was the dentists reply. “Och huv ye nay got anything cheaper,” replies the Scottish lass getting agitated. “But that’s the normal charge for
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?” The blonde