The Best Friend
Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face….
An Old Man Bought An Expensive Locket
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the…
A magical bird flies
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on top of a cliff. A magical bird flies to them and tells them that each one of…
Three women worked in the same office
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the…
The Scottish Lass Goes To Dentist
“$85 for an extraction, Ma’am,” was the dentists reply. “Och huv ye nay got anything cheaper,” replies the Scottish lass getting agitated. “But that’s the normal charge…
Blonde Walking Her Dogs
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?” The…
A Woman Takes A Lover Home During The Day
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in…
An Elderly Couple Named Bill and Helen Went to the County Fair
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50…
A flight is on its way to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down….
A man and a woman were asleep
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort…