Do You Know What I Am Doing
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right…
Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner
Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Rocco for dinner; he lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help…
She had stayed by his bedside
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day,…
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?” A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want…
Seamus the Farmer Had a Nagging Wife.
The Nagging wife. Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in…
A chicken farmer went to local bar
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about…
A Little Boy Hears The Word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go…
An Inscription
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife…
A wife asked her husband to drop her
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too…
A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…