Jimmy Kimmel Show to End on January 20th: ‘I’m Leaving, and I’m Never Coming Back

In a shocking turn of events following the latest election, Jimmy Kimmel has announced that *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* will air its final episode on January 20th. The late-night host, known for his sharp political humor and cutting-edge satire, has cited his disillusionment with the United States after Donald Trump’s re-election and a sweeping “red wave” as the catalyst for his decision. In a move that has left fans and critics alike stunned, Kimmel is packing up and moving to Canada for good.

“I can’t believe I’m saying this,” Kimmel said in a statement heavy with both frustration and exhaustion. “But I’m done. It’s been a great run, but enough is enough. After January 20th, the show is over, and I’m off to Canada. You can all catch me north of the border if you need me—but I’m not coming back.”

The news has sent shockwaves through the late-night television world, as millions of loyal viewers who have tuned in for nearly two decades of Kimmel’s biting wit and political insight now face the prospect of losing a major voice in the late-night landscape. Social media exploded with reactions, with fans expressing a mixture of disbelief, sadness, and confusion over the announcement.

“Is he serious?” tweeted one longtime viewer. “I’ve watched Jimmy since *The Man Show*! I never thought he’d just up and leave.”

The reaction among the *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* crew has been equally emotional, with staff members recalling their time working alongside the comedian. “We’re like family,” said a producer on the show. “Jimmy has been here through thick and thin. It’s hard to believe it’s really happening.”

Sources close to Kimmel reveal that his decision, while shocking, is not entirely unexpected. The host has reportedly grown increasingly weary of the political climate in the U.S., with Trump’s re-election being the proverbial last straw. “He’s been at this for years, but this election pushed him over the edge,” said a close friend of Kimmel. “He’s ready to leave behind the circus and find some peace—somewhere politics isn’t so polarizing.”

Fans can expect Kimmel’s final episode to be an emotional and unrestrained farewell, with rumors suggesting a “no-holds-barred” monologue that will cover everything from the state of American politics to his thoughts on the future of the country he’s leaving behind.

“He’s going to give it all he’s got,” said a source close to the show. “There’s nothing holding him back now.”

In addition to a powerful final monologue, Kimmel’s farewell will likely feature a host of celebrity guests, including longtime friends and perhaps a few surprise appearances. Fellow late-night hosts, including Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers, have hinted that they might make an appearance to help send Kimmel off in style.

As for his relocation to Canada, Kimmel added a touch of humor to his announcement, quipping, “At least in Canada, when someone says ‘maple syrup,’ they’re not talking about a conspiracy theory.” Fans interpreted this as a witty jab at the current state of American discourse, with Kimmel expressing frustration with the political and cultural divide.

Canadian media outlets have eagerly picked up the story, with one Toronto newspaper headline reading, “Kimmel Bids Farewell to the U.S.—Can We Offer You a Tim Hortons Coffee, Eh?” Meanwhile, Canadians have begun speculating about the role Kimmel might play in his new home country, with some suggesting he could bring his signature style of political commentary to Canadian television.

In response, Kimmel teased, “Maybe I’ll start a late-night show on Canadian public television. I’ll call it *Kimmel, Eh?*”

Fellow late-night hosts have also weighed in on the news. Stephen Colbert, who shares Kimmel’s knack for political satire, tweeted, “We’re losing one of the greats. Jimmy has never been afraid to speak his mind. Late-night will be different without him.”

Trevor Noah added, “Much respect to Jimmy for standing by his beliefs. Even if it means leaving. I’ll miss our friendly rivalry.”

On the other hand, some conservative voices have mocked Kimmel’s departure. Fox News pundits have made light of his decision, with one commentator quipping, “Is this a protest or a pity party? Good riddance.”

Despite the backlash, Kimmel’s supporters have rallied behind him, with one fan writing, “Love him or hate him, Jimmy has always been real. If he’s leaving because of his beliefs, I respect that.”

As Kimmel prepares for his exit, the future of *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* is uncertain. While some speculate that ABC might continue the show with a new host, it seems clear that Kimmel’s unique voice will be hard to replace. Names like Tiffany Haddish, Hasan Minhaj, and Michael Che have surfaced as potential successors, but it remains to be seen if the show can survive without its charismatic host.

For now, ABC has not confirmed whether *Jimmy Kimmel Live!* will continue under a new host or if Kimmel’s departure will mark the end of an era.

As the countdown to his final show begins, fans and critics alike reflect on Kimmel’s impact on late-night television. From his early days on *The Man Show* to his reign as a late-night staple, Kimmel has carved out a unique space in the cultural and political commentary landscape.

“Jimmy’s more than just a comedian—he’s a voice for many of us,” one fan tweeted. “He’s never been afraid to say the things we’re all thinking.”

With Kimmel’s departure, late-night television faces the loss of one of its boldest voices. His exit raises questions about the future of political comedy and whether other entertainers will follow suit, seeking refuge from a divided and polarized nation.

As one final tweet sums up the mood: “We’ll miss you, Jimmy. Canada doesn’t know how lucky they are.”

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