HILARIOUS HUSBAND WIFE BAD JOKE OF THE DAY: FISHING SURPRISE

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long  johns, dressed quietly,

… made my lunch, grabbed 

the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck

,… and proceeded to back out  into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad 

throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There  I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather 

out there is terrible.”

She sleepily replied, * * * * * * * * * 

“Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit.