My wife and I were sitting at a table
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he…
Pray For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers…
There’s Only One Way You Can Go Back
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke before…
A Guy Goes Over to His Friend
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out running…
Bill wakes up with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table….
Sex At The Old Age Home
Don Carlos is 90 years old and lives in an old age retirement nursing home. Every night after dinner, he secludes himself at the far-end of the…
A Lonely 70-year-old Woman Wan’t to Marry Again – Hilarious Story
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
Man refuses to bury his mother-in-law in Jerusalem
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You…
The headaches are all gone
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What…
Clever Girl
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets…