After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

’44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl”.

Now I have a $1,500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman…

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t mature women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.