Category: Funny

“A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say,

An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did you steal

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise

Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been married for

A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through and

Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside.

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she was a widow. They had known one another for

A policeman goes home after a long and exhausting day at work. He enters the dark bedroom and strips off his uniform, leaving it on the floor. Being