A Teenage Boy Goes To Church To Confess His Sins
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks,…
An Old Man, An Old Woman Are Sitting In Their Rocking Chair
An old man and an old woman are sitting in their rocking chair. The old woman embroiders while the old man reads the paper. The old woman…
Salesman Of The Year Has Rough First Day
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales…
A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus
lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time…
Little Johnny walks in on his mother
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub. He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.”…
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet,…
Driver’s License
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are…
Little Joey Tells The Priest His Sins And Walks Away A Winner
In some religions, you talk to the priest when you do something wrong. Depending upon what you did and how many times you did it, they may…
4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing
What do men talk about when they are fishing? The conversation will often involve sports or perhaps something that they feel is interesting in their lives. If…
Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch
Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said,…