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 Don Carlos is 90 years old and lives in an old age retirement nursing home. Every night after dinner, he secludes himself at the far-end of the garden.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. An undertaker told them, “You can

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?”

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”

Little Johnny, 6 years old, gets home from school. He had his first family planning lesson at school. His mother, is very interested & she asks “…How did

A 5-year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they

1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. 3. Nope. Unintended. 4. The shovel