A boss was complaining in a staff meeting
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop…
Two elderly excited women were sitting
Two elderly, excited women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of lust, these…
A older couple wakes up
An older couple wakes up in the morning and the husband looks over at his wife and says, “Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…” The…
There are three girls at a bar
There are three girls at a bar, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They have a seat at the bar. The bar tender says, “If…
A Teacher Reprimanded the Teenager in the Hall
“Jill;’ a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?” “Like;’ the young teen replied, “uh, see,…
A teacher asks the kids
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start out…
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol
A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading…
Two small boys
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the…
A woman went to doctor’s office for her
A woman went to doctor’s office for her an*ual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down…
A old man was a witness in a burglary case
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes’: said Sam, “I…