The ticket girl said
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That is…
A college professor of Psychology
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks…
A doctor answers his phone
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. ‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said…
A man meets a woman at a bar
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her. “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams….
Two guys are sitting at a bar
Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you love…
A guy walked into a doctor office
A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “shingles.” So she took down his name, address, and medical…
A woman went to see her psychiatrist
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, naked,…
Three women are about to be executed
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the…
A woman was very distraught
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any lovemaking in quite some time. She was afraid she might…
Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My daddy…