A Man And a Woman Were Having Dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the…
A Husband and Wife in the Church
In the church, a husband and wife are listening to a lengthy sermon. Eventually, the woman is worn out and goes to sleep. The husband notices this…
Two women were playing golf
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The first woman…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job.
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
A old man is sitting on bench
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old…
I took a careful look at my wife
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ’44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a…
This elderly man couldn’t remember if she said yes or no to his proposal
Two people living in a retirement home, an elderly man and an elderly woman, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was…
Little Boy Tells A Story About How He Catches His Father Chᴇᴀting
Little Matty sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Matty…
A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out…
Two married buddies are out drinking one night
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I…