A elderly couple visits a doctor
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old…
A accountant is in a car travelling
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re…
She wanted to discuss
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss his…
Two men were having a of golf
Two men were having a slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough…
He was sitting in his boat and fishing
“A 70 years old retired Military officer had one hobby he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice…
The judge asked the lady
An 80 year old women was caught shoplifting a can of peaches. During her court appearance the judge asked the lady. “So tell me why did you…
Three old ladies were sitting at dinner
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of…
A doctor asked a old man and his wife
Once a doctor asked a old man and his old wife for their health secrets. The old man said, “I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been married…
A man was sick and tired
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes through…
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…