Wife Receives A Divorce Letter From Husband, Her Reply Is Brilliant
Falling in love is often a complex journey. Many of us hold the belief that the love we receive is well-deserved and will endure over time. However, reality doesn’t always align with our expectations, and relationships can sometimes shatter—whether it’s after a brief period or even after years.
The truth is, life doesn’t always unfold as we anticipate, and relationships can come to an end unexpectedly. Take the case of a husband who chose to end his 7-year marriage by sending a divorce letter instead of having a face-to-face conversation with his wife. Little did he know that this decision would have significant repercussions, teaching him an unforgettable lesson.
Let’s explore the divorce letter the husband sent to his wife. Although we cannot independently verify its authenticity, the story still holds valuable insights.
Husband Decides The Best Way To Go About A Divorce Would Be Through A Divorce Letter
“Dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore and you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!”
Whatever the case, there was no reason to write a divorce letter which was obviously so spiteful. So, why should the soon-to-be ex-wife let it slide? She, too, wrote a letter of her own, which was hilarious, and quite humiliating.
“Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work. I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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