Three nuns were talking

Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day

and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”

“What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”

The second nun said, “Well, I can top that, I was in Father’s room

putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of protection!” “Oh my!”

gasped the other nuns. “What did you do?” they asked. “I poked h*les in all of them;’ she replied. The third nun said, “Oh shit!”